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Identify Corporate Antipatterns

Identify Corporate Antipatterns

Understand the importance of deadlines and learn about the antipatterns in the company.

Recurring patterns

We may have heard of programming design patterns, where people identify recurring patterns of programming solutions that have proven useful. This lesson will discuss the opposite, a collection of recurring patterns of business practices that have often proven counterproductive, misinformed, or downright irrelevant.

We cannot fix these ourselves; problems at this scale can take years and many hands to build.

So, let’s take note, and be prepared for a new job search if our company turns toxic to work in.

The schedule is king

Project managers love Gantt charts. Remember the simple one from Waterfall Project Management? Imagine that with 500 lines and 100 cross-dependencies. That’s the kind of Gantt charts project managers actually make.

Then management buys off on the intricate schedule that says the product will ship in eighteen months. But there’s a catch: the product really has to ship in eighteen months. After all, there’s this scientific-looking graph proving it can ship in eighteen months, right? The rallying cry is, “The schedule is king.”

Nobody can predict a complex project eighteen months out. The intricate ...